Best SMS of the Year:

How amazing!! - A mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 years, but a
girl makes him "STUPID" in 2 mins.

Second Best:

Arguing with a girl is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. After some
time, u realize that u r getting dirty, but the pig is actually
enjoying.


Third Best SMS:

Boys go to college to develop the mind; girls go to college to catch
them before this happens.