Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacherpicked him to answer a question.
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one withyour gun, how many would be left?"
"None.", replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly away.""Well, the answer is four," said the teacher.
"But I like the way you arethinking."
Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the secondbiting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?
Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger.But I like the way you are thinking.
The Teacher Fainted...
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